Perhaps

Perhaps I'd smile more
And bask in the warm sun's rays
If you would just nap!

If They Want Track Down The Hulk, They Should Look Into Purple Pants Manufacturers

When the Hulk get mad,
His super power is that
His pants get ripped off.

4 Years Old, 3 AM

In the still, dark night,
Moonlight peeks through the curtain.
I wish on a star.

Acting Your Age

In celebration
Of you turning 2 today,
You pooped on the rug.

Pretzel Logic

For Daddy's birthday,
He can have a cupcake and
I'll have a BIG cake!

Get This Kid a Washcloth!

Cherries with Daddy
I learned to spit out the pits
Juice runs down my chin

Precursor to a Mess on the Livingroom Floor

I am so dizzy!
Time to stop the Sit'n'Spin.
 I feel kind of sick...

For the Birds!

To be a seagull!
I'm pretty sure that they can
Fly and poop at once.

On the Fringes

Waltzing in the mist
As the big kids drift off from
The city sprinkler.

Closer!!

Snuggling with Mama.
You couldn't be closer if
You were in her womb

In Praise of Our Forefathers

You saw a picture
Of a black woman and said,
"Benjamin Franklin!"

Dining Out

Going out to eat.
We park and then we notice:
The boy peed his pants.

Reeejected!!!!!

My sweet little love,
Let me kiss away your tears!
No!  Mommy do it!

Anticipation

Reach up on tiptoes
And pull the door wide open:
Is there mail for me?

Scooby Homecoming

You jump in my arms,
And licking my cheek you say,
"Rye ruv roo, Raddy!"

Yoni's Invitation

Let's use the hot tub!
What? No swimsuit? No problem!
Clothing optional!

Shabbat Dessert

Candle light glistens,
Softly reflected in rice
Pudding on your chin.

Early Morning Candy

Not quite two years old.
Straddling the "Bat Potty."
More jelly beans, please!

Chocolate Peanut Butter Madness

Woke up to double
Diarrhea explosion
Steer clear of ice cream

Who Will You Be?

Yoni will just be
My secret identity...
Or maybe Bruce Wayne

Holding My Breath

Lying on my back.
You're standing on my belly.
How long can this last?

When Sleep Comes?

Night-night time, so sweet.
Pajamas on, floss and brush.
Screaming for two hours.